Having an iPhone is the best thing that has happened to me while I’m bored at work. One hour to go!
Come on Shane I just want to plan my vfw BBQ extravaganza! ( caitlin and mike this is number 4 in two days in case you were wondering! )
Easing my angst/increasing the likelihood that I will accomplish something today.
Same damn page
Having an intern do things for me is actually a really gratifying experience. She is super nice too!
oh god also i’m so drunk that i’m almost tearing up at the thought of going on a road trip to the desert
Me everyday thinking about the grand canyon. Are you getting in our trunk?
Pad Thai is pretty great hangover food! Go me!
I am the worst. My bad.
OR LAUGH UNTIL YOU’RE ALMOST CRYING AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE STONED OUTTA THIS WORLD
Top moment of my life right here
Going on a picnic brb